Archive - Erich Onzik's Substack

Hey, are we gonna get this execution over with or what?

The sentence is "Death by Mud Pit." But Polyp's the one seeing ghosts.

Jul 31 •

June 2025

Civil-Civilization?

Bart shoots Deal in the head. And Deal lives? Meanwhile, the Nitrous Mafia feels Sudoku's wrath. Riddles are solved while people are riddled.

Jun 20 •

March 2025

Gun-Man Potty Trains Child

Mar 11 •

January 2025

Tree Trunk - Night

Fetus has a message, Deal and Bart in peril, Sudoku living life on the edge.

Jan 16 •

December 2024

Death metal at a blood orgy on acid.

Things get weird at the Nomad Camp with Bart. Deal and Dolphin face the "Lesh!"

Dec 6, 2024 •

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Joshua's iki Mara Art

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October 2024

A suspicious gas spreads about the land. Bart meets the love of his life in the grodiest of places.

Oct 22, 2024 •

September 2024

Randall and Fetus send a body downriver and witness a terrible accident. Deal, Bart, and Dolphin continue their journey with a song in their hearts. DJ…

Sep 7, 2024 •

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Joshua's iki Mara Art

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July 2024

Devil's Breath and Toad Juice.

Sudoku experiments with toads, and a new lover.

Jul 11, 2024 •

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June 2024

Sadie doses Ben as they grow closer. Meanwhile, Deal plans an escape from the Lotus Camp.

Jun 22, 2024 •

May 2024

Time Irrelevant

Deal and Bart arrive on the shores of the Lotus Camp where they meet friends old and new, or all at once, depending on who you ask. Sadie speaks of a…

May 10, 2024 •

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Joshua's iki Mara Art

The Nitrous Mafia threatens Bart and Ozone. Randall communes with the spirits in his shack. Down the river of fools.

May 1, 2024 •

March 2024

Wreak Havoc, My Darling.

The action-packed conclusion to the first volume of Haphazard Kismet.

Mar 1, 2024 •

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